“You will do the things you’ve never done to have the woman you least expect.” It was twenty-four hours later and he was still thinking about what the crazy gypsy lady had said last night. Things he’d never done? Jay wasn’t sure what that meant. When the gypsy asked him what he wanted, Kelly had …
The night started out on such a lovely track. He took her to a nice little seafood place that overlooked the ocean. Kelly enjoyed a glass of wine and found herself leaning across the table, hanging on his words. Things were going at a nice clip. She learned he was an entertainment lawyer who loved …
“Earth to Kelly. Come in, space cadet.” She’d started reading and checked out of the conversation with her friends Ashley and Claire. Kelly really had been paying attention, right up into Ashley started talking about her latest conquest and then she’d picked up her book. “Sorry, Ash. I just got to a really good part …
Dear friends, Life takes funny turns sometimes. One moment you’re trying to break your incredibly long no sex streak and the next you’re tied to a dirty mattress in a warehouse. Other girls get flowers, I get ropes. We’re all different in that way. Anyway, I’m safe and things have mostly worked out. As for …
Friends, Fuck me. No, not literally. As in, I feel like a moron. I’m a moron whose day just got a little shitty. Just when you think you can trust a man, he goes and fucks it up. Doesn’t a little roll in the hay mean anything to people anymore? I’ve learned Mac is a …
Friends, I’m a come-covered hussy on the run from the mob. Seriously, can we talk about how inconsiderate they are? There I am, trying to enjoy my afterglow and they try to show up and ruin my buzz. Do they not know how long it’s been since I’ve had decent cock? I’m not usually one …
Oh my, friend, Poor Mac. He’s a bit of a mess right now. I didn’t even realize how much guilt could mess with a man’s head. No worries, I’m here to help the only way I know how. Sex. Honestly, sometimes the best solution is a little sex. I read that somewhere. Cosmo maybe? Regardless, …
Friends, Come closer for my little tale because I can’t speak too loudly right now. Mac had us cloistered in this shitty hotel room in the middle of nowhere. He said this was to throw them off our scent, but I think it’s because he really wanted to get me alone and naked. If he …
Hi friends, Well, no one brought me flats or jeans. That’s okay though because it isn’t like you can get to me anyway. I would kill for a venti cup of blonde roast coffee right now. Okay, not kill. People dying in my presence is what got me into this mess. In other news, I’ve …
Friends, I’m just an average girl, trying to mind my own business and put in forty hours at the accounting office. I’m not sure how I got tied up in mob business and killing, but I’m trying to navigate my way out of them. In case anyone asks, I didn’t kill that guy. I can …