Dear friends, Life takes funny turns sometimes. One moment you’re trying to break your incredibly long no sex streak and the next you’re tied to a dirty mattress in a warehouse. Other girls get flowers, I get ropes. We’re all different in that way. Anyway, I’m safe and things have mostly worked out. As for …
Friends, Fuck me. No, not literally. As in, I feel like a moron. I’m a moron whose day just got a little shitty. Just when you think you can trust a man, he goes and fucks it up. Doesn’t a little roll in the hay mean anything to people anymore? I’ve learned Mac is a …
Vapor Rub- A memory That menthol scent triggers such memories. “Put Vicks on your chest, forehead, under your nose, on your feet…” My mother’s voice rings in my ear as I open a jar. The viscous white elixir was the fixer of all problems. “Put some on your knee if it’s aching.” It’s a comforting …
Friends, I’m a come-covered hussy on the run from the mob. Seriously, can we talk about how inconsiderate they are? There I am, trying to enjoy my afterglow and they try to show up and ruin my buzz. Do they not know how long it’s been since I’ve had decent cock? I’m not usually one …
Oh my, friend, Poor Mac. He’s a bit of a mess right now. I didn’t even realize how much guilt could mess with a man’s head. No worries, I’m here to help the only way I know how. Sex. Honestly, sometimes the best solution is a little sex. I read that somewhere. Cosmo maybe? Regardless, …
Friends, Come closer for my little tale because I can’t speak too loudly right now. Mac had us cloistered in this shitty hotel room in the middle of nowhere. He said this was to throw them off our scent, but I think it’s because he really wanted to get me alone and naked. If he …
Hi friends, Well, no one brought me flats or jeans. That’s okay though because it isn’t like you can get to me anyway. I would kill for a venti cup of blonde roast coffee right now. Okay, not kill. People dying in my presence is what got me into this mess. In other news, I’ve …
Friends, I’m just an average girl, trying to mind my own business and put in forty hours at the accounting office. I’m not sure how I got tied up in mob business and killing, but I’m trying to navigate my way out of them. In case anyone asks, I didn’t kill that guy. I can …
“You can be granted any wish if you climb witch hill at midnight on All Hallows Eve But if you don’t pass the witch’s test, she keeps you forever” A bit of a quest and he could use something to get his mind off his current misfortune. That last hand of cards cost him most …
I’m sticking to doing a monthly SoSS. Since it’s the month of scary here’s a few stories that haunt (or just caught my eye). Gird your loins, folks. It’s a smorgasbord of content! *A photo Molly took of me was used for MM and a lot of people did an amazing job with it! Kitten …