Dear friends, Life takes funny turns sometimes. One moment you’re trying to break your incredibly long no sex streak and the next you’re tied to a dirty mattress in a warehouse. Other girls get flowers, I get ropes. We’re all different in that way. Anyway, I’m safe and things have mostly worked out. As for …
Friends, Fuck me. No, not literally. As in, I feel like a moron. I’m a moron whose day just got a little shitty. Just when you think you can trust a man, he goes and fucks it up. Doesn’t a little roll in the hay mean anything to people anymore? I’ve learned Mac is a …
Friends, I’m a come-covered hussy on the run from the mob. Seriously, can we talk about how inconsiderate they are? There I am, trying to enjoy my afterglow and they try to show up and ruin my buzz. Do they not know how long it’s been since I’ve had decent cock? I’m not usually one …
Oh my, friend, Poor Mac. He’s a bit of a mess right now. I didn’t even realize how much guilt could mess with a man’s head. No worries, I’m here to help the only way I know how. Sex. Honestly, sometimes the best solution is a little sex. I read that somewhere. Cosmo maybe? Regardless, …
Hi friends, Well, no one brought me flats or jeans. That’s okay though because it isn’t like you can get to me anyway. I would kill for a venti cup of blonde roast coffee right now. Okay, not kill. People dying in my presence is what got me into this mess. In other news, I’ve …
Friends, I’m just an average girl, trying to mind my own business and put in forty hours at the accounting office. I’m not sure how I got tied up in mob business and killing, but I’m trying to navigate my way out of them. In case anyone asks, I didn’t kill that guy. I can …