Short on stories today. So I give you a dating ad instead.
SBF seeking:
A man brave enough to breach uncharted parts
Willing to conquer my obstinate heart
To explore with me
Engaging mind, body
Willing to accept my quirks
Loves looking as much as I love to show
And really sees me
Must love breasts that just fit in your hands, and ass that never will, and a woman’s passionate nature.
(And dogs, too)
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Perfection. 🙂
Seconded. And I’m pretty sure Beatnik’s head is going to explode from that picture alone.
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Ahahaha. He’s busy at a conference.
I’m sure he’ll explode over it eventually. It’s right up his, er, alley.
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Ahahaha. He’s an ass man.
hence my comments… 🙂
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Thanks!
Is it rude if I say “what a nice spankeable ass”. 😉
Love the words to this post…
xoxox
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Not rude at all! I’d love a spanking right about now.
Me too girl… me too…
I hope you get yours soon.
xoxoxo
Words are great. Picture is awesome.
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I took a bunch more earlier. I was definitely in a picture taking mood.
Nice post you did. I learn a lot from it and also I love breast and ass, can’t go wrong with them. Anyways these post always wanna make me to be a better partner any female including you. Thanks Cara
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Welcome.
Also you got the package too, I love your ass and breast especially your dark chocolate nipples. Your too perfect
And I think you should actually post that somewhere…yeah, the creepy ones would come out, but some how, I think you’d pleasantly surprise a few of the not-so-creepy ones…
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I’m not one any true dating sights. I wonder what would happen if I posted it to Craigslist. Out of curiosity… Experiment time??
Sounds like experiment time to me! If nothing else, you’d probably get GREAT writing material.
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Ooo. Under which tab though? I’m not sure I’m up to a legit casual encounter, but I’m curious about blogging fodder.
The tab you choose determines the blogging fodder you receive…choose wisely. 😉
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Oh man, the pressure. I’ve got nothing to lose and tons of posts to gain. My past joking attempt ended up being okay so it’s worth a try. I’ll report back
Yay!
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Lol
Even though I’m a boob man….very nice.
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Thanks! That ass wins you over
A little bit. 😉
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Lol
G said it, Anisa seconded it, and I third it. 🙂
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Lol.
Not just a dating ad, but a wonderful round ass as well!
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Lol. 😉
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Ha! Great.
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😉