Oh dating. Nothing produces more DAFUQ moments then trying to wade the dating pool.
I’m pretty new to the dating scene (lack of prospects + lack of opportunity = lack of dating), but I’m finding the whole thing funny at times and disconcerting at others. Some guys come on waaaaay too strong!
Yes, I do want a spanking, but I determine when/where/how much. And by who. I’m willing to talk about that and other things of a sexual nature, but I’m not doing a damn thing with you until I determine whether you’re someone with whom I’m willing to share that intimate moment.
Like who asks a girl you’ve just started chatting up to a strip club? Yes, I’ve been and enjoyed it, but it was a special circumstance. I’m not going to just go to a strip club with a guy I just met. On a first date.
Pssh, boy please. You trippin’. I’d take a coffee date instead.
So then my issue becomes how to let these guys down? How do I say…
“You’re not my type. Honestly, you’re pushy, odd, and more awkward than I am. Perhaps I should run the hell away from you immediately. Kthxbye.”
…without hurting someone’s feelings? Seriously… How?
I’m not trying to string these guys along. I’m bad a rejecting a) because I have so little practice at it, and b) I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.
I like the attention, but there’s some strange people out there.
Speaking of… I have a date Thursday night. Lets see how that goes. Who wants to be my emergency call in case it doesn’t go well?