‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Came the sound of flesh slapping
Plus a woman wearing clamps just under her blouse
Stockings were clipped to garters with care
In hopes that they’d be next getting fucked on the stair
Me with my welted bottom
And Kayla next getting her slaps
Were about to settle down for a ropes session with Sir Thwaps
When deep in the dungeon, there arose such a clatter
I dashed down the steps to see what was the matter
When what to my wonderous eyes should appear
But a sexy Santa in ass-less chaps and eight women dressed like deer (think only antlers)
Okay… Okay… I give on this one. I was giggling too hard to finish it. Feel free to complete the timeless tale in the comments, but I call uncle on this one. You can spank me later. 😉
Comments
brilliant *giggling*
BMN x
Author
I wish I’d have held out to the end, but alas i couldn’t make it.
ah… maybe another time xx
Hilarious! A new Christmas Classic… right up there with Clement Clarke Moore. “Came the sound of flesh slapping”… I almost fell of my chair!
Author
Hahaha. Glad you liked it
Very funny.
When you have time, write the rest. I want to hear about Santa and his deer.
Author
Haha I may have to
Loved it! 😀 I actually laughed out a little at the funny bits and was well titillated by the idea through it all! 🙂
Author
It was fun to play around with. Maybe I’ll finish it next year
Oh what fun it is to read your prose.
Author
Haha thanks