Kayla suggested I put yesterday’s blog post up on Craigslist just to see what I’d get. Out of sheer curiosity (of course), I did.
One thing I put is a height requirement because I am tall and this is one of the responses I got:
Are you 5’9″ or something. Fuck you bitches with your dumb ass height requirements, such bullshit. You’d cry yourself to sleep for weeks after I was done shoving my cock in your nasty ass cunt. 5’10” my big azz balls.
Stupid bitch.
I laughed and deleted, but I should’ve replied as follows:
Dear Shorty,
I’m sorry my height requirements offended you and you felt it necessary to tell me about it. As a tall woman, I felt it was okay to want a taller man. Nothing like being significantly taller than your guy to make a girl feel good.
Seeing as your reply was filled with vitriol, I doubt highly that a) you’d even know how to use your supposed equipment, b) the only crying I would do is from regret. But since you’ve proven what a douche you are I don’t have to worry about that, do I?
I do appreciate you taking the time to reply to me though. If nothing else, it says you’re passionate if not a bit misguided. Good luck finding love!
Yours,
Cara
Meeting someone for dinner later. I confess to having very low expectations considering, but he seems nice. I’ll report back with more.
Ps: my post was just flagged as inappropriate and taken down. Is it bad that I’m glad? Some of these guys are different…