Memes

Room 401

A different type of hotel story – A hotel is the worst place to be when you’re like me. Well, stadiums, public transport, and hospitals are worse, but hotels are a special kind of hell. My conference ended earlier than I’d anticipated, but the five hour drive back wasn’t feasible even for my peace of …

Look. See.

Do thick thighs save lives? Does hair make a difference? On comprehension On composition On who plays with vibes Mirror Full length mirror On the wall Who’s the kitten Before you so tall? Brown girl Brown girl What’s not to love? Combo: mirror + toy = mirrored toy? You’d think this would be easy except …

Perfectionist

Cara with her hands on top of her breasts in post titled Perfectionist

A little poem that encapsulates the feelings I sometimes have about my creativity/art. I was trying to communicate something in this photo, but lacked the patience to do it.  – I want to get it right. Just. Right. The angle, the lighting, the motherfucking words But perfection isn’t possible (No, I’m not patient enough for …

The Wire

A close up of Cara smiling in post titled The Wire

“Are you, Kaly?” I’m exactly who you want me to be when you shake my hand. Kaly Green from a dating site where you swiped right. Bubbly and busty, waiting there just for you. I smile my million dollar smile and draw you in. You look at me and see what you want to see. …

Elust 105

Photo courtesy of Mrs Fever Welcome to Elust 105– The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #106 Start with the rules, …

A Little Share

A green alcoholic drink, freshly made on a chopping board with pestle beside in it, in post titled #SoSS

I’m terrible at doing #SoSS things, but I wanted to do a tiny one. Just as a reminder, Share Our Shit Saturday is a place to boost other bloggers’ posts you’ve read. It’s not compulsory, and I’ve been bad about sharing regularly so I’m glad it’s not. I figured in light of recent conversations about …

Bottoms Up

It’s that time! Time to dive deep into this week’s kink of the fortnight. Let’s talk doggy style. Face down Ass up That’s the way we like to fuck Face Down Ass Up – 2 Live Crew Coming in from behind and tapping dat behind. I’m a person who has issues with picking favorites. I …